Stalker songs
Which Stalker are You?
Zhane- “Crush”
http://youtu.be/EUg0u1Ul25Y
http://youtu.be/EUg0u1Ul25Y
This stalker has a big heart, and it’s full of love for
YOU. Unfortunately, they have never
spoken to you, and you don’t know that they exist. They have written you letters, tweets, facebook
messages and emails, and erased them all before sending them. When you meet someone for the first time and
they are very quiet, but you can see them blushing…they just might be
overwhelmed because you are their “Crush.”
LL Cool J Ft Boyz II Men-“Hey Lover”
http://youtu.be/Um99r6sgspY
http://youtu.be/Um99r6sgspY
This type of stalker is dangerous, because they claim you as
your own, even before uttering a single word to you. That guy you always see in the grocery store,
at the gas station, or at Target. It’s not a coincidence: this bastard is
FOLLOWING your ass. Women carry pepper
spray on their keychain just for folks like this. In the song they say, “This is more than a
crush…” hells yes it is. It’s a
potential restraining order.
Hornball.
Nympho. Two words to describe
Genuine’s overall mood in this song. “It’s
10:10..WHERE YOU BEEN??” If you have
ever received this message via text message or voicemail then you have a
stalker that really wants to hump you.
If they put more than 2 ????”s behind the question, then they want it
RAW.
This is the insecure woman’s theme song. If your woman says this to you, then best
believe your phone will be gone through, your tweets will be reviewed, your
facebook friends list will be stalked, and your instagram will be thoroughly
examined. This song is playing in the background when
your girlfriend hacks your email and finds out that you’re still smashing your
baby moms.
The Police- “Every Breath You Take”
http://youtu.be/OMOGaugKpzs
This stalker is an old fashioned creep. The peeping toms, the ass watchers, the
perverts of all kinds know this song by heart.
Remember the serial butt slasher?
He had this song on his “butt cut” iPod mix. When you feel someone watching you from out
the side of your eye, just know that you have a quality stalker on your hands,
and act accordingly. Ya’ll might wanna
invest in some protection or self-defense classes.
You forgot the most EPIC stalker song of all time:
ReplyDeleteUntil you Come Back to Me... EVERYTHING about this song is WRONG. It starts of with the person not calling anymore. But the stalker is still trying to get the person to hear about how they feel. NEWSFLASH! They don't care! Relationship is over, order of protection is signed, relocation has taken place! Yet, the stalker is steady knockin on the door & tapping on the window pane.
The tappin on the window pane reminds me of that episode of Unsung with Mikki Howard when they said her ex was knockin on her apartment window like 5-8 stories up & there was no fire escape!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78v_ib8rkSg
Teedra Moses - Be Your Girl and Alicia Keys -You Don't Know My Name
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